Badass? Who ME??

On Friday evening I was scrolling through Facebook. A friend / fellow blogger posted that she had been nominated by The Indie Chicks for a 2014 Badass Blogger Award for Funniest Blog and asked people to vote for her. Remembering how much it meant to me to have people vote for me during Blogger Idol, I clicked the link to go to the site. As I scrolled through the different categories, I saw a few other bloggers I knew too. Yay, friends!!! I was clicking and voting in different categories and then I gasped.

Badass Blog small Screenshot

I was totally and completely shocked to see my blog listed in the Best Mommy Blog category!! I had no idea that I was nominated … so that was a very fun surprise! Wooohoooo!

I’ve never been called a Badass, I don’t think. I mean, I’ve been called Bad and I’ve been called an Ass, but never Badass. So this is pretty spectacular. (Wait, do badasses say “spectacular”? Maybe I should say stellarOr kickass. Or rad. Or bitchin’. I apparently need some kind of badass training. Maybe you can help me with some lingo in the comments??)

So, I thought every badass should have a look, so I tried …

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Serious face. Brooding–with bedhead. (Because badasses don’t care about hair and make-up.)

'Sup

‘Sup

Billy Idol was a badass

Billy Idol was a badass

Pissed off duckface (... and this is where the wheels fell off the badass wagon.)

Pissed off duckface (… and this is where the wheels fell off the badass wagon.)

Billy Idol, Take 2--aka, Paranoid Billy Idol Mugshot

Billy Idol, Take 2–aka, Paranoid Billy Idol Mugshot

 

Pffffftttthhhhh. I suck at being a badass.

Pffffftttthhhhh. I suck at being a badass.

There it is. I bet you're scared. Of me. Because I'm a Badass. (schyeah, right! and monkeys might fly outta my butt!)

There it is.
I bet you’re scared. Of me. Because I’m a Badass. (schyeah, right! and monkeys might fly outta my butt!)

 

Trying the close up. So you feel intimidated. By the size of my pores. And my nostril, apparently.

Trying the close up. So you feel intimidated. By the size of my pores. And my nostril, apparently.

Mr. Magoo? Is that you??

Mr. Magoo? Is that you??

Yes, I'm a loser.  I'm such a badass loser that I didn't even use the correct hand to make an L ... pretty sure that's the official way to determine a loser--they can't even get the Loser sign right. Le sigh.

Yes, I’m a loser.
I’m such a badass loser that I didn’t even use the correct hand to make an L … pretty sure that’s the official way to determine a loser–they can’t even get the Loser sign right. Le sigh.

But I don’t want to be a loser … I want to be a badass!!!!! Imma need your help. A LOT of help!!! I don’t really know how badasses ask for votes–or do anything else for that matter, obvi–but here’s my attempt at a Badass Vote Request:

I think it would be super awesome and I’ll love you forever if you would take a few seconds to vote for Real Life Parenting for The Indie Chicks’ 2014 Badass Blog Awards Best Mommy Blog. Just click the button below and scroll to the Best Mommy Blog category. Click the button and then Vote. That’s it. No registering. No signups. Just click and vote. And, unlike Blogger Idol, you can vote multiple times a day, every day, from any and all devices. Woot!! (Voting is open now through May 30th and, FYI, if you click the button below, it takes you right to Page 2 where the Best Mommy Blog category is listed. If you go to vote from any other link, you’ll need to scroll down and click on to Page 2 to find Real Life Parenting in the Best Mommy Blog category.)

Badass Blog Vote Button

Thanks for your support and for helping me feel like a badass!! Now, if you’ll ‘scuse me, I need to go change out of my kitty jammie pants and find something a bit more badass to wear!

XOXO

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Comments

    • Real Life Parenting says

      Thanks, Toby!! With your help, I’ll work on the badass … And stay away from the dumbass!

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